Singer-songwriter Eric Peters had an alarming experience in the feechiely-named Atchafalaya Spillway in Louisiana and lived to tell the tale:
And S.D. Smith, one of Southern West Virginia’s greatest living humorists, had his own less-than-pleasant interaction with feechies.
Let’s try to get P into one of those “Trust me, I’m a Doctor” commercials.
While it would be an amazing achievement to get “P” into one of those commercials –who doesn’t like some P in their Dr. P?– I meant to say “EP.”